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So don't be surprised when it takes me a half year to answer your dare and/or question.
Please read the rules on the right side of my page!
Hallo, my name is Gonzales and I'm Stephanos younger twin brother.
Maybe you know me... maybe not. So here's my story.
But first my english isn't the best. Read my story and you'll understand why.
I was born on the 17th August in Prussia so I can speak german. I'm french, but I can't speak it. Only Stephano can. Though, he can't speak german... the situation with the languages in my family is very difficult to explain... so I'm learning english because it's an important language. So please, forgive me for my bad english.
I'm a member of the BarrelArmy and I hate PewDie and his BroArmy. Why? I try to explain. I can't remember anything, but I try to tell you guys why I hate him so much.
One day I spawned to the next map. It seems that PewDie thought I was Stephano, so he took me with him. After a while we had to crawl, but then there was an earthqacke and PewDie dropped me (this guy's such a pussy...). The next thing I remember is that two Barrels and one Bro found me. They gave me medicine and bandages. I was nearly dead, but somehow I survived. Yes, I survived, but... I lost my memory. The Barrels told me what had happened. They said: "PewDie is a pussy, yes! But he's smart so don't underestimate him. He wanted to drop you so you'll die. If Stephano ever found out that you died because of him he'd use the excuse; "It was an accident and Jennifer killed you". In the past you helped us to find PewDie, sometimes and acted like you're Stephano. Because your brother is the best friend of him so it's a good source for information and it's an easy way to kill him.
It's only normal to kill his enemys, right?
We don't like PewDie because... I don't know, I don't like him... he runs though our house [the castle] and screams all the time, only because he's scared of the Bro, even though he only wants a hug... the Bro isn't that scary.. I mean he's smiling, right? So it's our house and he comes in and destroys everything, throws everything in the room around, and so on. Now it's our time to fight back!"
I understand the BarrelArmy. Seriously... he wanted to kill me! I love my brother, so I want him to join the BarrelArmy.. but he doesn't want to join us... maybe it's because we're hurting his ''best Bro''? And the worst thing is that he don't believe me! ''Gonzales, it was an accident I'm glad you're still alive, so join the BroArmy! The Barrels are the bad guys!'' Maybe... the Barrels aren't right? And the BroArmy's good? I don't know... the Barrels saved my life, so.. I think I owe them something...
Yeah... my life's a mess, but it's fun...
Rules for questions and dares
Please ask/dare me here: [link] .
You'll also find the rules there.
ALL questions/dares which aren't there won't be answered in a picture.
I'll notify the person who ask/dared me when I finished the answer.
I have a public list down below, if you see one question/dare which doesn't belong to be there, please tell me, I'll take it down.
+ = Special
+ ~xXLonelyTurtleXx - Gonzales! I have a dare! c: Kiss Rio?~ c: He's more loving than he looks xD ((Rio - [link] )) [link]
+ *SilverRoxas - StephZales Picture
~MrsIshida0560 - I dare you to eat spaghetti with me like in Lady and the Tramp~ [link]
+ ~super34sonic -
1. Ok I dare you to kiss your brother and run
2.can you troll piggeh for me with a grunt costume on
3. Scare pewdie for fun
4.(okay my sister said this) i dare you to smack a barrel hard in the face and run away saying it wasn't you [link]
*SilverRoxas - I dare you to fuck Stephano and Run [link]
~snowflakethefox6 - Gonzales do you prank stephano? [link]
~AskPKMNTRNRPlatinum - I dare you to wear a mustache for 3 questions~ [link]
~Ask-TheBroArmy - I dare you to have sex with Piggeh and Sharky for at least 2 hours. [link]
~Kaykay1006 - I dare u to steal Stephano's favorite sandwich when he's about to eat it. >D [link]
~Molesting-Mileena - I dare you to kiss ~Ask-female-stephano ~ [link]
~skyarmy331 - Gonzales what would you do if the world ended and only you pewdie and your brother survived? [link]
~DreamLandWarrior - Gonzales, do you look up to your brother Stephano? Or is it the other way around? [link]
~Jcmixs - I'm wondering that a lot of people have been shipping you and grace how do you react to this ? [link]
~dashie104 - do you like dib or zim? and give a hug to Marceline [link]
~Kaykay1006 - How many times does Pewdie hit you an throw you around when you're with him? And he doesn't know you aren't Stephano? [link]
~StephanosLilLover - I dare you to draw a Heartless eating Zales' soul w/ cuteness. [link]
!BroOfStephano - If you were fighting to the death and you lost your sword, what would be your next weapon to use? [link]
~Ask-SkullyTheBro - Wat do you do if I remove your pants in front of all bros and barrels? [link]
~Broarmymember - I dare you to hide Voldemort in your turban. [link]
~sycon-senti - Do you know Karate? [link]
~Kaykay1006 - I Dare you to play Slender with your brother like Smosh did together. [link]
~Bronies44 - I dare you to kiss Piggeh [link]
~funntgirl45 - what if pewdiepie picked you instead of stephano? [link]
~wajose-the-plumper - What You Would Do If Someone do a Surprise Hug attack on you? [link]
~Blackestfang - What if the barrels did something really bad that you couldn't forgive them for. What would you do? [link]
[That actually makes me sad ;-;]
You, my delicious bacon, are awesome. You're always listening and talking to me. You're making me happy even though we have to fight sometimes about who's the annoying one. I can trust you and tell you everything...and I know that I annoy you with it no matter how many times you tell me that I don't. You're a bit like me, so I hope I'm helping you...because you're helping me with everything you're doing.
Best Cow ever:
Well, you're the best person to write RolePlays with. They're never annoying and because we both have ideas we can continue it. You're also listening to me and forcing me to accept that people can be nice to me too and that I can trust people. You help an introverted person..not being introverted and that's good. You're always making me smile... thanks for that.
You really are a dirty banana... everytime we talk on Skype something dirty happens and that's not bad at all. You're the only one who really talks to me on Skype and when you do we always end in giving Hugo the fault for everything. It's fun to talk to you~
I want to say thanks to you three. I never had friends so I don't know how to treat them. I hope I'm good to you. I thank you for always listening, for helping me and making me laugh. You're the best <3
Best yaoi-story-writer evar:
Yaoi-addicted version of me:
My weak cat-brother:
The forgotten Skull
This person wants to be loved [in a bad way], so run.
My ChatRoom [totally useless]: [link]
I'm using a Wacom Bamboo Pen and Touch - Generation 3
And my screen size is 1920x1080